The Hole Truth

Bulldozers, jackhammers, and cranes, oh my! Dis-turbed by the din of unexplained construction and the ever-expanding maze of barricades, Poodah took it upon Poodah's self to question a few anonymous sources on the origins of the amphitheater ruckus. Poodah wants to believe.

• 29 bypass: accessibility, accessibility, accessibility
• New first-year housing: location, location, location
• The 1998 class gift
• The Art Department's new Dirt Sculpture Program
• Seven Society said do it, so we did it
• New Starbucks location
• Supporting U.Va. alumni-owned plastic fence industry
• Carl W. Smith Memorial Hole
• Central Grounds Accessibility Phase V
• Grounds need more "negative" space
• Burial site for decommissioned Nuclear Reactor

Hoaxed Haiku

Milli Vanilli
Baby, God's got your number
Blame it on the Rain

Poodah is Everywhere

Owner of a local restaurant was in a head-on collision with some of U.Va's own. This just goes to show that the real place for students, tourists, and townpeople to meet is in midair.

Poodah Really IS Everywhere

Begin eavesdrop at Alderman Library
Girl: Yeah, he thinks he's all ghetto ...
Boy: And, everyone says he's all ghetto ...
Girl: ... but he lives in fuckin' Laurel Park ...
Boy: Oh, that's so not ghetto.
[both laugh]
End of eavesdrop

The Last Place You Look

Disturbed by last year's failed attempt to find the golden egg, and in celebration of the season of Peeps and Passover, Poodah felt compelled to suggest some innovations for this year's hunt. To join in the fun, simply hide an "ITEM" in a "PLACE."

Item	Place
Fall Rush First-Year	Promotional Materials
Ethnic Organizations	newsstands all around Grounds
Rape Statistics	where you can't find them
Hundreds of white crosses	OAAA
Copy of "Girls of the ACC"	fall "Guest list" parties
The Declaration	Lower Lawn
Blue phones under	Ol' Man Casteen's mattress

Poodah Confidential

Hey '1535UV',
you don't look handicapped to me.