Continential Tire Bowl Show (exactly as approved):

intro:  ladies and gentlemen- welcome to the final episode of the
continental tire bowl's "the bachelor".  and please welcome our 
bachelor to the field, DUDE{insert real name here}!  [guy walks out 
onto the 50] DUDE has a great sense of humor, likes candlelight 
dinners, and enjoys long walks on the beach.  he's also a member of 
the finest scramble band in the acc, THE.... !!!

ann:  we have just two bachelorettes left, GIRL_1[insert real name 
here], a sociology major from wvu [girl walks out, wearing blue and 
yellow]...  and GIRL_2[insert real name here], a biology major from 
uva [another girl  walks out, wearing blue and orange].  so who will 
it be?  stay tuned to the continental tire bowl's "the bachelor" to 
find out.

[the three dance during the song, with each girl pulling him away  
from the other, vying for his attention]

ann:  well, it's going to be a tough choice for our bachelor, 
deciding between these two bachelorettes.  GIRL_2, from uva, will be 
attending medical school next fall and plans to be a pediatrician.  
After she  leaves wvu, GIRL_1 will be heading to california, out to 
beverly.  hills, that is.  swimming pools, movie stars!

ann:  now the moment you've all been waiting for- who will get the 
continental tire and who will go home with a broken heart?  will it 
be GIRL_1 from wvu?  [guy walks over to where GIRL_1]... or will it 
be  GIRL_2 from uva?  [guy walks over to GIRL_2]  who will it be?!?!

[guys goes back and forth between the two girls, and during 
the "singing" part of song, he runs over to GIRL_2, drops to one 
kness, gives her  the tire, she shrieks in joy, they hug and he 
carries her off the field toward the front sidelines]